Divas beware, we judge what you wear! Welcome to the Diva Dirt Style Jury. We compile the looks from the week gone by and mark each look on a scale of 1-10. At the end of the scoring, we work out the combined score for each look and the Diva with the highest combined score is our winner and the Diva with the lowest combined score is our loser.
A few rules: We only judge outfits/ring attire that we haven’t judged before or we have already seen several times on TV before. If a Diva is seen in more than one outfit in any given week, we mark them as ‘#1’, ‘#2’ and so forth.
So, let the proverbial runway show begin!
EVE TORRES
Cryssi: I did not like this look for Eve. She’s way more stylish than she showed on Monday and it was a huge, huge disappointment for me. The boots are terrible, the top doesn’t work for me, but I like the jeans and her hair so that keeps it from being a huge flop. Baby blue is not her color. 4/10
Erin: A top like that would look skanky in regular life (the cutout over the boobs and being tied up in the back), but in this context it doesn’t look so bad. Paired with the jeans and boots, it looks cute. I rarely like what the Divas wear as street wear (they tend to go heavy on the “street walker” look), so this is hardly a bad outfit, all things considered. 8/10
Melanie: The top is rather cheap looking with the cut-out around the breasts, if you ask me. The colour doesn’t suit Eve either and the top is somewhat unflattering on her, making Eve look stockier than she is. Darker colours, next time Eve. The bottom half looks great though. 5/10
Steven: I really like this look for Eve. The light blue works with her skin tone and it doesn’t look like she just came from the club. 8/10
GAIL KIM
Cryssi: I admire anyone who can get away with the hoochie mama shorts and not look trashy. Gail is far from trashy here and I like the fact she took a risk with the boots. This look is nothing special, however, but at least the little pink tank adds some flair. 6/10
Erin: Only Gail could get away with wearing underwear as shorts. Well, actually, she doesn’t get away with it either. Those booty shorts, paired with a pink tank top and cowboy boots, creates a look that just clashes with itself. None of the pieces seem to be working towards the same look, and it just makes for a mismatched ensemble. 4/10
Melanie: Honestly, is Gail trying to conform to the ‘Diva look’ with the booty shorts? It seems so uncharacteristic for her, is she trying to prove a point that she’s ‘hot’? It was unnecessary. Gail has a banging body, she doesn’t need her ass to be hanging out to prove that. The top half looks amazing though, Gail looks so striking in hot pink. I know it’s a cliched colour for girls like Kelly Kelly or Paris Hilton, but Gail makes it look more sexy and less ‘girly’ if you know what I mean. 5/10
Steven: I feel like there’s something missing from this outfit. It looks like something you wear to the gym, not something you’d wear to the ring. The cowboy boots look extremely out of place as well. 4/10
Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.
LAYLA & MICHELLE MCCOOL
Cryssi: I said it on Monday night and I’ll say it again: Michelle McCool makes me wanna starve myself, grow about 8 inches, and bleach my hair blonde because she is so freakin’ fit it makes me sick. She can pull of absolutely anything and it looks good because her body is smokin’ hot and Layla is no slouch herself. I hate these girls. 8/10
Erin: I made my feelings clear on these looks on Twitter during the show, making a reference to Jessica Simpson on “The Dukes of Hazard”. They seriously look like her stand-ins, wearing the tan vest, denim shorts, and tan boots. It wasn’t a good look back in 2005, and it certainly isn’t a good look now, especially multiplied times 2. And if that wasn’t enough, the embroidery on the back makes it even worse. 3/10
Melanie: Wrong, wrong, wrong! Layla used to be so fashionable and Michelle has really upped her game in the past year — so what happened here? I wouldn’t understand how just one of them could wear that and think they look like hot stuff let alone both of them matching, looking at each other and thinking they look like hot stuff. Surely one of them should’ve pulled back and realised they look like Daisy Duke on the farm? 1/10
Steven: I don’t know what made Michelle and Layla think that this was a decent wardrobe choice, but I’m guessing they were under the influence of some sort of hallucinogen. They look like they got lost on the way to the rodeo. Better luck next time girls… 2/10
ROSA MENDES
Cryssi: Definitely not my favorite Rosa look but it’s not the worst. The top is awkward and it’s just a weird outfit. She looks so pretty too which is a shame. Rosa should definitely wear her hair like this more often! And go back to the sparkly shorts and baggy tops like she wore a couple of months ago on ECW. That outfit was gorgeous. 5/10
Erin: This is nothing different than what she’s worn recently, having developed a taste for black leather. It doesn’t look bad; it’s just a little dull. The poof is too Jersey Shore-esque, though. 6/10
Melanie: It’s nothing out of the ordinary for Rosa. She knows leather is her thing and it works for her. The hair looked pretty slick too, I like it straight. 6/10
Steven: I like that Rosa has let go of the ruffles and moved on to leather. A bit too costume-y for my taste, but it definitely looked good on her. 8/10
So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:
Layla & Michelle McCool: 14/40
Gail Kim: 19/40
Eve Torres: 25/40
Rosa Mendes: 25/40
LOSER: LAYLA & MICHELLE MCCOOL. Simply Flawless were simply flawed this week.
WINNER: EVE & ROSA. It’s a tie between the latinas in a rather underwhelming week.
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