Divas beware, we judge what you wear! Welcome to the Diva Dirt Style Jury. We compile the looks from the week gone by and mark each look on a scale of 1-10. At the end of the scoring, we work out the combined score for each look and the Diva with the highest combined score is our winner and the Diva with the lowest combined score is our loser.
A few rules: We only judge outfits/ring attire that we haven’t judged before or we have already seen several times on TV before. If a Diva is seen in more than one outfit in any given week, we mark them as ‘#1’, ‘#2’ and so forth.
So, let the proverbial runway show begin!
ALICIA FOX
Cryssi: This is okay for what it is. It’s really simple and there’s nothing to it. That doesn’t make it a bad look because I personally think Alicia looks amazing in it. She’s the type of girl that doesn’t need flashy clothes and accessories to make herself stand out. She does that all on her own with her beauty and self confidence. 8/10
Erin: Really cute romper. I love the print and the billowy shape is something you don’t often see on Divas (or Knockouts, for that matter). Alicia looks great, and proves that a Diva doesn’t need to wear something skin-tight to look hot. Not all of them could pull off the romper look too, but Alicia looks fabulous, a perfect mixture of cute, stylish, and sexy. 9/10
Melanie: Original and different from the Diva norm, I mean could you imagine anyone else trying to pull off a romper? I love the neckline and how it is a little baggy on Alicia. However, I’m not a huge fan of the pattern — it’s a little too distracting. 6/10
Steven: Something about the pattern of this dress is off-putting to me. Reminds me of cheap wallpaper to be honest. I also don’t like the way it’s kind of billowy on top, like she just slapped a belt on and went on her way. Not a fan at all. 4/10
EVE TORRES
Cryssi: The Divas Champion didn’t score any points with that top she’s wearing but I love those jeans. I wish I had a figure as good as Eve’s so I could wear tight ass jeans. I kinda like the fact she went for a big belt buckle too. It’s different. 6/10
Erin: Tummy-baring tops always look so 90s to me, but the metallic accents and cut of the shoulders on Eve’s top certainly give it a more modern touch. I’m still not loving it, though. If only it were a bit longer.. 6/10
Melanie: I don’t like these super tiny shirts that show off the bra, which I’m guessing is the point when you’re a WWE Diva — to show some skin. However, it looks trashy. I do like the sequins on the top and the shoulders like Erin. 5/10
Steven: Eve looked great this week! I especially loved the top and the shoes. Even her hair was perfect! 9/10
Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.
GAIL KIM
Cryssi: The make and style of the dress is cute, but I don’t like this color on Gail for some reason. It’s a bit to dark, especially for someone who looks so pretty in spring and summer colors. 7/10
Erin: The cut of Gail’s dress makes it interesting–the neckline and side cutout really caught my eye. Other than that, it would just be another tight dress. As is, it’s a sexy look and gives Gail a bit of an edge. Whether it fits in with her character is another thing entirely. 6/10
Melanie: Like the colour, it’s a deep purple that looks sexy and the neckline is pretty interesting. I don’t however, like the cut on the side — it looks cheap. 6/10
Steven: I absolutely love this color on Gail, and dress looks really good on her too. My only gripe is the huge cutout on the side. It just seems really random and out of place. 8/10
JILLIAN
Cryssi: It’s just a little black dress. There’s nothing more to say really. Jillian could have jazzed it up a bit and made it less boring, but meh. 5/10
Erin: This fits in with the kind of dresses we usually see Jillian in–super short and super tight. Personally, I’m not a fan of that look. I say pick one or the other. Still, the fact that it’s black helps it look a bit more understated, but only a bit. I just wish Jillian would branch off from the stereotypical “sexy” looks and take more risks. 5/10
Melanie: Simple black dress. Nothing more to add. 5/10
Steven: Once again Jillian plays it safe with a little black number. Nothing bad, just nothing spectacular. 6/10
KELLY KELLY
Cryssi: Weird dress from Kelly this week but it’s fun to see her in something other than Barbie pink or sunshine yellow. That said, this look really does nothing for me and I don’t really care for her hair. 5/10
Erin: By the looks of it, I’m assuming this dress has some quasi-leopard print, all blown up and set in gray. To me, it almost looks like a microscope slide, like we’re peering at some white blood cells. That’s not a great thing to associate with a dress print, and it just doesn’t look right to me. Even though I’m not liking the dress, it certainly is interesting. I mean, I never a Diva’s dress would make me think it was born on the inside of a research lab. 4/10
Melanie: I really like this dress. It has a simple colour yet a fun design, almost like cow print. Kelly looks like a grown up, beautiful lady in this dress. 8/10
Steven: I usually hate animal print, but Kelly is really working this outfit. It’s simple without being boring and different without being over the top. 8/10
LAYLA
Cryssi: This is so cute and so fun. A dress like this is simple but strong enough to stand on it’s own. I think the fact that the right person is wearing it helps as well. Layla looks perfect in this outfit. 9/10
Erin: Cute, simple, and sexy. This is the type of look I wish Divas would break out more often–something that meets the requisite “sexy” quota but still looks stylish and isn’t over-the-top. Well, done, Layla! 9/10
Melanie: Very cute and very classy but perhaps a tad too safe for fashionista Layla? She is someone that could dare to be more bold because she makes clothes look amazing. This is cute though. 8/10
Steven: Layla looks drop dead gorgeous in this outfit. I really like the high waisted skirt on her, even though I could do without the poofy-ness. 8/10
MICHELLE MCCOOL
Cryssi: Gorgeous. Flawless. Stunning. Insert Other Adjective Here. This is the same woman who made a trashbag dress look hot so of course she does this funky little number justice. 10/10
Erin: If Michelle wasn’t as fit and trim as she is, the placement of those stripes would be disastrous. The color is nice, and the shape is nice enough, but those stripes! They just employ visual trickery and make her look wider than she is, which isn’t so bad, given how rocking her body is. But still, it’s just not flattering, even with someone who look like she does. The eyes go right to the hips and thighs, and it just weighs the look down. 4/10
Melanie: I like the simplicity of it. The colour of the stripes is really nice but I’m not sure if it’s the most exciting look for Michelle. It’s pretty blah. Black isn’t Michelle’s colour. 5/10
Steven: I feel like there’s something missing from this outfit. Maybe if it had straps it would look better in my eyes, because the boob tube at the top does nothing for me. I do, however like that shade on green on her. 7/10
TIFFANY
Cryssi: This girl loves her animal prints and I love her for it. Tiffany looks really good in this dress because it shows off how amazingly tone her body is. I really like her hair too, so Tiffany gets a bonus point for that. 9/10
Erin: I’ve already expressed my dislike for animal print and super tight dresses and Tiffany nailed them both. It’s not really an awful look by any means, don’t get me wrong, but I just don’t like the all-over leopard print and general second-skin look it has. I’m sure a lot of people think it’s a sexy look, and who could blame them? It hits all the stereotypical sexy points, but it’s just not my cup of tea, and Tiffany’s had better-and more subtle-looks. 4/10
Melanie: Animal print, strapless… looks cheap and lacks class. 4/10
Steven: This is a perfect example of why I hate animal print. More often than not, it looks cheap and gaudy and this is no exception. I will give Tiffany bonus points because the dress fits her perfectly, but that leopard print has to go. 5/10
So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:
Jillian: 21/40
Tiffany: 22/40
Kelly Kelly: 25/40
Eve Torres: 26/40
Michelle McCool: 26/40
Alicia Fox: 27/40
Gail Kim: 27/40
Layla: 34/40
LOSER: JILLIAN. The little black dress simply won’t cut it this time.
WINNER: LAYLA. Layla looked sweet & classy and won our vote.
Vote for your favourite look from this week below:
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