Welcome to the Diva Dirt Style Jury! No more are the separate ‘Best’ and ‘Worst’ lists, instead we have come up with a scientific approach *cough* to compiling our weekly fashion column. The Diva Dirt team will weigh in on the different looks from the week gone by & mark each look with a score out of ten. The look with the highest average score will be our best look and the look with the lowest average score will be the worst look. Click each photo to see the look in full size.
Let the proverbial runway show begin!
THE BELLA TWINS
Erin: I like the cut of the tops — it’s unique. But that gold color is kinda putrid, especially seeing it in two places at once. 5/10
Melanie: Enough already! Too much of the same colour, break it up please. 3/10
Steven: Sweet Lord, how many colors do these outfits come in?! Please change it up ladies. 4/10
EVE TORRES
Erin: She kind of looks like she’s wearing a bunch of those reflective safety stickers. I like that she’s going for a unique type of ring gear with the non-matching top and shorts, but it just doesn’t fit together well and makes the outfit look kinda slapdash. I like the purple, though, if that’s worth anything. 6/10
Melanie: The shimmer-y purple is off-putting to me, to be honest. I like purple but not like this. I think there’s far too much Bella-like matchy-matchy going on here too with the arm bands etc. 5/10
Steven: ame old gear, new color. I like the color though, even if it is a little bright for my taste. 6/10
Read on for more of this week’s outfits and to see who’s been branded our winner and loser.
JILLIAN
Erin: It’s tough to go wrong with a simple tube top and jeans. Jillian looks good here, even if it looks like she fell chest-first into a pile of glitter. 8/10
Melanie: Not a bad look but the top looks like a cocktail dress that’s been cut in half. 6/10
Steven: I’m starting to think ‘a love for anything sequined or bedazzled’ is a requirement for Divas. That said, I thought Jillian looked great, despite my hatred for sequins. 8/10
KELLY KELLY
Erin: What a surprise, hot pink! As I mentioned on the Post-Raw Roundtable, the hot pink kinda counteracted with her dark tan and bright blonde hair and kind of blinded me with its harshness. It’s nothing special, really — it’s just the outfit that comes packaged with every “Wrestling Champion” Barbie (at a Toys-R-Us near you!!). 4/10
Melanie: Gasp… if I don’t wear pink how will you know I’m a girl?! Hot pink + silver = instant trashiness. 3/10
Steven: Not a very original choice from K2 this week. Not to mention, the hot pink is making my head hurt. Better luck next week, Kelly. 5/10
KRISTAL LASHLEY
Erin: I’m not quite sure what’s going on here. The dress is kind of sack-like, and the print look likes a vision from an acid trip. Not feeling it. 4/10
Melanie: To be honest, I like this. I love fun, ethnic-looking prints and this looks very interesting. I’m not sure I would wear this myself but it’s daring on Kristal’s part and I like the ‘baggy’ shape contrasted with the belt cinching the waist. It’s an odd one. 7/10
Steven: What in the blue hell, Kristal. Maybe Mrs. Lashley is training to get back in the ring, because she had to be slightly concussed when she picked out that outfit… 2/10
LAYLA
Erin: Lots of gray going on here. Don’t get me wrong, I love that color, but it just kind of looks “blah” right here. Maybe if she wore some jeans instead of those tights. 6/10
Melanie: Err, when I watched SmackDown I had to do double take and I think Layla should have done also. It looked like she was in her gym gear and didn’t have time to get changed before the show… 4/10
Steven: Simple and casual, but just a tad bit boring. The teardrop-shaped earrings are a nice touch though. 7/10
MICHELLE MCCOOL
Erin: I kind of thought guitar-print shirts weren’t cool anymore, but it looks interesting here. The cut of the tee is cool too, though I’m not sure if it fits well with Michelle’s persona–sure, she’s a heel, but there’s more to being “edgy” than just having a bitchy attitude. All in all, it could be worse. I just think it’s kind of cool to see Divas get a little more causal and wear t-shirts every now and then. 7/10
Melanie: I like this. I’m pretty sure it’s a royal blue colour because I think she wore it in a photoshoot, but you can’t really see the colour pop here. If you could, I think it’d look even better. Capped off with ripped jeans, I think this is a nice look. 7/10
Steven: Michelle looked decent this week, but something about her top was a bit off-putting. It looks like she borrowed Jillian’s Halloween costume. 7/10
MICKIE JAMES
Erin: Mickie kind of looks like a sassy school teacher here–the blouse and earrings give me that vibe. The print top, along with the big earrings, hair acessory, and wild hairstyle make the whole upper half wayyy too busy. Maybe if she lost the crazy earrings it’d tone it down a bit. 6/10
Melanie: I’m seriously debating this one. I sort of like it but then it also looks almost costume-like. I’m not sure if Mickie can pull this off. 5/10
Steven: Mickie’s outfit looked awesome this week, but she overdid it a little with the accessories. Lose the earrings and you have a perfect ensemble. 8/10
ROSA MENDES
Erin: This would look a whole lot better if it wasn’t see-through. The “peek-a-boo” parts just look trashy, not sexy. 5/10
Melanie: This is also hit-and-miss, on the one hand it does look quite fetching but then you look closer and it looks a tad skanky. I’m not loving it. 5/10
Steven: Rosa sure loves her some black, huh? Looking great as always, even if the weave isn’t getting any better… 9/10
So, how did the girls score? Let’s put our scores through our highly scientific “Ensemble Classification Calculationomagraphier”® and see who we’ve deemed this week’s winner and loser. The following is in ascending order by their calculated score:
The Bella Twins: 12/30
Kelly Kelly: 12/30
Kristal Lashley: 17/30
Layla: 17/30
Mickie James: 19/30
Rosa Mendes: 19/30
Michelle McCool: 21/30
Jillian: 22/30
LOSER: BELLA TWINS & KELLY KELLY. Returning to their old tricks isn’t impressing us.
WINNER: JILLIAN. Jillian just pips Michelle to the post with her casual jeans look.
Thoughts? Complaints? Conspiracy theories? As always, let us know in the comments!
