Tuesday, November 26, 2024

Second Impressions?

They say first impressions count, but what about second impressions? Here is a more clear look at the newly created Divas Championship direct from WWE.com itself. Have your initial impressions changed or is the Divas Championship still gaudy as hell? Sound off in the comments!

Natalya’s Impressive With a Pen Too!

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It’s no secret that I’m a big fan of third generation Diva, Natalya, oh what an impact she has made in just three short months! And now with the launch of her own Fan Nation page, Natalya proves that not only is she gifted in the ring – but she’s a pretty darn good writer too! Me thinks if Natalya’s career ever gets cut short (God forbid) she has a career in Journalism!

Read Natalya’s latest blog which was posted last night, in which she talks about the Divas Championship and her new hair colour below:

Hey, guys! I am excited to write you all again so soon…I am sure by now all of you have seen the debut of my new hair color on Smackdown. I decided that I wanted to really be bold and do something to stand out from the other divas.

To be honest, I was nervous of leaving my blonde locks behind, because I have always been blonde. But, I decided to do it with the attitude that “change is good!”

I took a deep breath and dove right.in..which is exactly what a third generation diva does in the ring, too! It takes courage to change, to step up to the plate and take the unbeaten path. It’s not just about your hair color, either. It’s about being you! I feel like that is one of the best parts about being in the WWE… that our differences and “idiosyncracies” are valued and celebrated.

More after the cut:

Melina: Surgically Repaired

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Injured Diva Melina‘s on-and-off beau, John Morrison updated us on the A-Lister’s recovery in a MySpace blog. One half of the current WWE Tag Team Champions, Morrison wrote that Melina has had successful surgery and will be in a cast for a few months eek. Read below:

So aside from that here’s what’s really on my mind. The most talented Diva in WWE was injured last week on the Monday Night RAW Draft show. In case you don’t know I’m talking about Melina.

Melina fractured her calcaneus bone (heel bone) in three places. Three days ago, she had surgery to put everything in her foot back where it’s supposed to be… and knowing her, she’s gonna need it to kick ass when she comes back. After some screws and a titanium plate Melina was released with a good prognosis. She’s in exceptionally good spirits for someone who’s going to be in a cast for the next few months.

Once again, our best wishes to Melina!

YouTube Classics: Mickie vs. Beth vs. Melina

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Welcome to the YouTube Classics! This week, with Mickie James‘s big win at Night of Champions, our theme is “Hey Mickie!”, featuring some of Mickie James’s most memorable moments. Today, we have Mickie James vs. Melina vs. Beth Phoenix on the December 31st, 2008 RAW. It’s rare to see one of the year’s best matches towards the end of the year, much less on the final day! The three Divas faced off in the triple threat match for the Women’s Title, putting on a showstopper of a match to cap off 2007.

Gaudy Divas Championship Unveiled

Above is a look at the new Divas Chaampionship, to be unveiled on this week’s episode of SmackDown. If there was ever a word to describe the title it would be G-A-U-D-Y, gaudy. Definition below:

gaud·y1 /?g?di/ Pronunciation[gaw-dee]
–adjective, gaud·i·er, gaud·i·est.
1. brilliantly or excessively showy: gaudy plumage.
2. cheaply showy in a tasteless way; flashy.
3. ostentatiously ornamented; garish.

Pretty much sums it up. And I thought Mariah Carey’s obsession with butterflies was a little odd, this just takes the cake. I’ll probably pee myself laughing if I see this around the waist of Victoria or Natalya. It’s about as classy as Snoop Dogg’s pimp cup…

Happy Fourth of July!

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To all our readers celebrating Independence Day today and the big 4th of July weekend, we hope you have a great weekend! You can be sure we’ll be serving up our usual slice of metaphorical pie to tide you over if you’re stuck at home or if the case be that you’re simply not celebrating!

PS: Those of you seeing Hancock this weekend, do comment and tell us what you think. As much as I love Will Smith, this blogger wasn’t a big fan.

YouTube Classics: Mickie James vs. Jillian Hall

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Welcome to the YouTube Classics! This week, with Mickie James‘s big win at Night of Champions, our theme is “Hey Mickie!”, featuring some of Mickie James’s most memorable moments. Today, we have Mickie James vs. Jillian Hall back when the two Divas were fierce rivals in OVW. These two were known for their hatred towards one another and put on consistently solid matches in the months before their respective WWE debuts.

Candice Has Gotta Have Faith, Faith, Faith

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Could this be a sign that former Women’s Champion Candice Michelle is on her way back? The GoDaddy Girl has received her first photoshoot at WWE.com in quite a while and let’s just say, Candice makes quite the impression in her first photoshoot back *cough*

Candice is just another example of WWE Divas thinking they’re so stylish, Candice’s turn at “high fashion” in this shoot is as palletable as cyanide with my tea. One question for the Diva though, who’s curtains did homegirl steal? Her busty boobs hardly look flattering in the garment either. And I don’t even want to get started on the hair but me thinks Candice has been watching Saved By The Bell re-runs while injured.

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Oh Mickie, You’re Not Fly…

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You’re not fly, so don’t even try! Unfortunately she is… Mickie James thinks her unique sense of “style” (if it could be called that) could catch on. The Women’s Champion is going ahead and launching her own fashion line.

I don’t think there’s much more to add here, except I guess where you can get your Halloween costume this year…

Divas Championship News & Notes

Well it seems the Divas Championship is finally gaining some steam and here’s the latest making the rounds on the Internet:

– According to one fan, the Divas Championship title was on show during the Divas match on SmackDown. So we will get out first look at the title tomorrow! The title apparently looks like the WWE Championship with pink diamonds on it. Not tacky at all… I guess I should reserve judgement till I see it!

– Elsewhere, it is expected that the title will be decided at The Great American Bash later this month. If you ask me this is a pretty good deal, given Raw’s women’s division has kind of been derailed by injuries of late. I think giving Raw and the Women’s Championship a rest from a pay per view could help. Plus they’d probably just have a Katie LeaMickie James match which we’ve already seen on pay per view, why not put the rematch on Raw and let SmackDown have a shot?

Heat Between Michelle and Natalya?

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While it seems SmackDown’s answer to Trish and Lita are destined to face off in the ring, there are rumblings that Michelle McCool and Natalya haven’t been getting along backstage. Read below:

There is said to be some legit heat between SmackDown Divas Michelle McCool and Natalya Neidhart. It’s all due to a recent incident involving the two.

McCool reportedly tried to re-teach Natalya, an 8-year wrestling veteran, on how to lock up correctly. She also wanted to show her how to work “WWE style.” Apparently, Neidhart didn’t take McCool’s attempt to teach her on her wrestling too well.

Gee, ya think?! Could you imagine a Diva Search contestant trying to teach you how to wrestle? Especially when you’re part of the Hart family?! Whatever the story is here, the part that irks me the most is “WWE style.” To translate, “WWE style” means “watered down.” As I’ve written here on the site in so many reviews, I just love watching Natalya wrestle, this girl has more ring presence than any of the other Divas and her matches are physical, intense and exciting. I don’t want to see her watered down!

Calling All Harry Potter Geeks

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Image credit courtesy of Randy-Orton.com (minus the photoshopping)

You know who you are, so I won’t do you the embarassment of publicly calling you out! As if the shame of being a Potter geek isn’t enough, you don’t need Diva Dirt on your case, right? Anyhoo, the folks at WWE Magazine made a funny in their August issue! They did a little section called “Meet The Rejects”, where they made mock-up covers for WWE Magazine and wrote that Vince personally nixed each and every one of them from appearing the cover! One such “potential” cover features the Glamazon superimposed onto a Harry Potter poster to create “Harry Potter and the Order of Beth Phoenix.” Pretty cool, pretty nerdy…

Natalya The Non-Blonde

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Future Divas Champion (well she has a 50% chance anyway), Natalya will be a sporting a new ‘do this Friday night when SmackDown airs. The above picture is a fan picture from last night’s SmackDown taping (credit: Katy and PWPix.net), highlighting Natalya’s new auburn hair colour.

Personally, I loves it! I guess homegirl decided that she didn’t want to be “just another blonde” in the so-called “WWE Universe” (they really want that to catch on, don’t they? Stop trying to make it happen. It’s not going to happen.) and it’s a wise move, considering SmackDown and ECW have blondes in abundance – Michelle McCool, Kelly Kellly, Maryse and Cherry. Thumbs up from this blogger, but what about you? Sound off in the comments section!

Melina Injury Update; Out Up to 5 Months?

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WWE.com spoke with Melina about her recent ankle injury, getting her thoughts on the setback. According to her, she may be out up to 5 months! Yikes. Let’s hope it doesn’t take that long for Melina to get back into tip-top shape:

Last week, two-time WWE Women’s Champion Melina broke her heel when she took a hard fall during an inter-promotional Divas tag team match, becoming the latest Raw Diva to have her career put on hold. Melina talked exclusively with WWE.com about her injury.
“My spirits are good. I was upset I was unable to finish the match the way I wanted to. I felt like I let Mickie down and I let the fans down,” said an contemplative Melina. “I’m sad that I’m unable to do anything at the moment. Things happen for a reason, I suppose.”

Melina and WWE Women’s Champion Mickie James were in a heated contest with SmackDown Divas Victoria and Natalya when she landed awkwardly. The two-time champion quickly grabbed her ankle and grimaced in pain. Now, the Diva will be out of action for up to five months.

Mamma Maria!

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Who’s that girl la la la la la la la, Maria‘s that girl?! I know, I know, it’s hard to believe that Maria is capable of taking such a sexy shot as the one above. I’m sure WWE’s airbrushing team played a vital part in the production of this picture, but nonetheless – doesn’t Maria just look smokin’ hot in this SummerSlam promotional picture?

The whole theme of this year’s SummerSlam is summer blockbuster movies, a fantastic concept if you ask me (or Erin) in fact, I don’t know why WWE hasn’t capitalised on it in years past! Maria looks totally believable and incredibly sexy as the token “action babe.” Me thinks she gives Angelina Jolie’s Fox in Wanted a run for her money! Here’s to hoping they have a whole photoshoot based on this, because it’s a vast improvement from the pouty fish lips they serve up at WWE.com.

I’m already lovin’ Chris Jericho as Indiana Jones in the SummerSlam promo package, hopefully they team up some Divas to play the Sex and the City cast!

What Ya Say, Cherry Darling?

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Whenever I see Cherry, I think of the time SD commentator Mick Foley starting singing Bruce Springsteen’s “Sherry Darling” modified to fit Cherry during one of her matches. So, needless to say, “You can tell her there’s a hot sun beating on the black top / She keeps talkin’ she’ll be walkin’ that last block” is running through my head right now. But enough about Springsteen – we have a photoshoot to judge! This one’s called “Bing” (yeah, I don’t get it either). Now, Cherry’s never produced the best photoshoots – her gimmick lends to more cubmersome attire (big polka-dotted tops, tennis shoes, black leggings) – but I always like to see her on WWE.com, mostly because she brings such a different look to the table.

Granted, all of her photoshoots look the same, but it’s refreshing to see a girl who’s neither making an “O” face, puckering, or sporting a ridiculous set of cleavage. Though I’d burn those black leggings, mostly due to the fact that they look like a longer version of the sliders I’d wear when I played softball – you know, what with the butt cushioning. I’ll admit that I don’t tune into SmackDown regularly, but apparently she’s been getting more active in the ring as of late, and is slowly but surely improving her in-ring work. If she can become a competent wrestler, I’ll be all aboard the Cherry fan train.

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Groundbreaking Ashley News!

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Now, I know that I’m only here to help with TNA and such, but I just thought I should put this news up asap. WWE Raw’s Ashley has a very big secret that she has been hiding from just about everyone. Oh, and she is also leaving the WWE “for now”. Read below for her Myspace confession:

some unfortunate news…this is the hardest decision i have ever had to make

I have some thing to tell you guys and I wanted u 2 be the first 2 hear it…I tried very hard out of the respect I have for her privacy and not wanting her 2 be exposed in any negative light but I have a 7yr old daughter and I just found out 2day that she not well and I can’t be on the road with WWE when my own flesh and blood needs me…I am a single parent trying 2 juggle taking care of my child and working my butt off for her and now at this point when she is sick and needs me home I have 2 make the decision 2 bow out of wwe for a while and take care of my daughter…I wish I could do both and that there were more ways 2 get everything done but with the severity of the situation I’m going 2 have 2 ask for an early release for now…I may be back if she gets better…please keep her in your prayers…I love the wwe…I love all the talent that works there and most of all I love all the fans…thanks for always being so supportive…so this is me taking a bow and stepping out of the lime light right now to take care of my family…stick with me guys cause I will be back somewhere some how when this is all over…thanks for all your love and support and I’m sorry 2 be the bearer of bad news…thanks and good night my punks…stick with me ill see you soon
Xoxo
Dirty Dirty

Wow. That’s about all I can say. How could anyone just hide the fact that they’ve been a parent for 7 years? Most would think “To help her career”, but is that even a good reason? I’m baffled at this point. I mean, we all knew this chick was a little weird anyway, but what the hell. That’s all I can say at this point. I’d love to hear what you all have to say about this one.

Divas Get Tanned (Like They Need It)

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As if the likes of Maria and Eve Torres don’t already use enough fake tan aren’t tanned enough, they’ll be doing it on camera this August! The Divas will appear on E!’s hit reality show “Sunset Tan”, after reading the news, this blogger decided to do a little digging of her own and found this trailer for the new season! I can clearly spot Maria but not Eve, though I think I may have seen Jillian but go figure there are a dozen of fake blondes in a show called Sunset Tan.

Sunset Tan season two kicks off in August. We’ll definitely keep you updated in future!

SmackDown Spoilers: Fourth of July

How about some SmackDown with your apple pie this Fourth of July? Well finally, we have an update on the Divas Championship situation! Find out what you’ll be seeing this Friday night by highlighting below:

Michelle McCool defeated the other Divas in another “Golden Dreams Match” to earn the right to face Natalya for the Divas Championship.

Caption This: Maryse & Cherry

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It’s time for a new feature but an old classic at the same time! The legendary game of “caption this” comes to Diva Dirt! All you have to do is think up a caption for the picture below and leave a comment with your caption! The best caption will win a fantastic, all expenses paid, super exciting prize courtesy of Diva Dirt *

* Actually, since we are poor, your prize is the gift of fresh air. Unless of course, you want Erin’s phone number.

Uh Oh, Mickie James Injured

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They are dropping like flies! I think Michelle McCool put a hex on Raw’s women’s division coz girlfriend ain’t got her Divas Championship title shot yet, one week after Melina went down to a fractured heel, Mickie James injured (as I suspected) her shoulder at Night of Champions. Poor Mickie worked last night’s Raw with a bruised and strained shoulder. I think she injured her shoulder when she went into the ring post, because I said in the live blog as it happened, her scream sounded pretty darn real to me. Thankfully, Mickie’s shoulder wasn’t seperated as WWE officials first had feared.

Hopefully Mickie’s shoulder heals up soon, because Raw can’t afford to lose it’s last remaining face Diva! Me thinks this is even more reason to introduce Layla as a face! Get well soon Mickie!

Impact Spoilers For This Week

As I reported earlier, Moose and Roxxi will be in competition this week on TNA Impact. It seems as though the match may have been a little rough. Highlight below to read the spoilers:

Moose defeated Roxxi, who was busted open around her eye during the bout.
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Impact Preview For July 3rd

The TNA Knockouts were mentioned in the preview for this Thursday’s TNA broadcast:

– Speaking of Karen Angle, “The Phenomenal” AJ Styles is livid over what happened with Karen, Kurt and The Beautiful People this past week. According to sources, AJ is coming to “iMPACT!” on a mission to put an end to the ongoing problems!

– TNA Knockouts newcomer Moose will take on Roxxi in singles action.

I’m personally a little tired of The Beautiful People attacking Karen Angle. Granted, it makes for good t.v, but I much more prefer Angelina Love and Velvet Sky in the ring.

As for Roxxi vs. Moose, I’m anxious to see how this match will turn out. After last week’s “Bimbo Brawl”, I’m not afraid to say that Moose is a scary individual. How will Roxxi fair in the ring with someone she never competed against? We’ll have to find out this Thursday (or I could just post a spoiler for those who don’t want to wait ’till then).

Diva Dirt Hires TNA Correspondent

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We have your heard your pleas and cries *cough* for more TNA and we have acted accordingly. Please welcome Doug, our new TNA Correspondent! Doug will be covering all things Knockout here at Diva Dirt as well as helping moderate all our live blogs! Please join us in welcoming Doug!

Melina Gets a Bit Darker

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Melina‘s new photoshoot, “Breaking Light”, looks eerily similar to her recent “Morning Light” shoot (look, they only changed one word in the title!). The scenery’s the same as that one, so that’s definitely a plus. However, her outfit’s different this time, with the recently injured Diva sporting a darker ensemble. I don’t know if I dig it as much as the one in her last shoot. Maybe if it were looser and less drawstringy… Is that a word? Who cares, I just made it one. So I guess, all-in-all, I like this shoot much better than most of Melina’s usual stuff, but not as much as the last shoot. Hey, perhaps they should keep her photoshoots in that little hotel room/conference room they’ve got going on there. These last two ones have been some of her best yet.

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Maria Puckers Up; WWE.com States the Obvious

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Looks like WWE.com finally got their photoshoot titles right! Maria‘s new photoshoot, “Puckering Up”, pretty much sums up every Maria photoshoot – it’s all about the kissy-face. To be honest, I’d rather focus on the fish lips this time around, as her outfit looks like something straight out of the juniors department of some trashy department store. What can I say – fringed gloves do nothing for me. And really, a GARTER? Yuck. But, like I say every time, Maria is gorgeous – you can definitely see that here. It’s just her irritating facial habits and bad sense of style that holds her back.

While we’re on the subject of Maria, who thinks she’ll make her SmackDown debut tonight? Fellow draftee Layla failed to appear on her new brand last night, so will Maria suffer the same fate? We shall see!

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