Thursday, December 26, 2024

Victoria’s Run of Bad Luck

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Veteran Diva, Victoria has had a run of bad luck of late as she tells WWE.com in this week’s Diva Dish. In the span of three weeks, the Vicious Vixen has missed two house shows – the first and second times in her 7 year career:

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We swear we didn’t jinx Victoria – we swear! But recently in Diva Dish, the SmackDown Diva apologized for missing a live event – her first in seven years. Thanks to weather and travel woes, Victoria missed another live event. While she was squeezed onto a flight to Atlanta, bad driving directions – thanks to Jesse & Festus – made her miss a Divas competition.

“I didn’t have a GPS, and turned the wrong way. I listened to Jesse & Festus, who are the worst people to listen to, and I was late! They already did the Divas’ best body contest, and you cannot have a best body contest without myself there. You know I would have stolen that, right?” she asked.

“There must be an anti-Victoria campaign going on that I don’t know about, so I was kind of upset. So that was that, another show missed, the second one in seven years!”

And for those following Victoria’s new business venture – Black Widow Customs – will be opening this spring in Louisville, Ky.

“We’re opening in May. The reason why it’s so delayed is we’re doing construction on the building and we have to get the city to OK it, and that takes a while,” she explained. “But don’t fret, it’s going to be open in May and it’s going to rock! I got more new stuff and I’m excited, totally excited.”

Also, the results still aren’t in for the YouTube Chrysler 300 Spin It Your Way online contest, which Victoria entered her Chrysler 300 in.

“This month we are going to find out from Chrysler who wins. I’m keeping my fingers crossed. I have a good feeling! But just like our shows, it’s subject to change,” she laughed.

How about we send Victoria some love with our minds and hope she can break the curse! We’re with you, girl!

Crazy Bitch Attack, Oh Wait… It’s Chyna!

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The pyscho legally known as Chyna appeared on the equally disgusting, Perez Hilton’s What Perez Sez special on VH1 last night, read what Perez wrote on his blog yesterday:

This special is all about reality TV and our chat with the former wrestler turned reality trainwreck got really ugly real fast.

Chyna flashed us her vagina like 5 times! For real.

We guess she really wanted to prove she was a biological female or something. But we’re still not convinced.

In addition to showing us her vajayjay, we also arm wrestled the he/she and did so much more.

Yikes! However, Perez shouldn’t be one to complain, I’m sure it was just like looking into a mirror.

Maria Loves to Give Head

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To put it bluntly…

6. Do you prefer giving or receiving oral sex?

Diva Maria: Oh, definitely giving. Boys are gonna love that one!

Is there really any need for commentary? See the rest of Maria’s verbal orgasm interview by clicking here.

Don’t Cha – Maria’s Pussycat Fantasies?

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I’ve cracked it! I’ve finally figured out just who Maria gets her style and hair tips from… the trannylicious Pussycat Dolls! The big hair, the crazy uncomplimentary outfits – it all makes so much sense now! Not content with being a Playboy Bunny, in her latest WWE.com photoshoot (that would make the ninth one this month), Maria unleashes her inner Pussycat! View photos »

Taking cues from Nicole and err… the other ones may be cool if you’re, I don’t know, blind as a bat but then again Maria is rarely the picture of fashionable perfection. We’ve been hearing recently of Maria’s passion for singing – maybe she’ll try out for the next season of “Pussycat Dolls Present…” Or better yet, before dabbling in new things, maybe she should try and perfect her current crafts? Here’s a to-do list:

  • Dress self with lights on
  • Practice new facial expressions for photoshoots
  • Oh and if I can squeeze in time, get better in ring (but only if I have nothing better to do)

Backup Plan for Bunnymania

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In case you haven’t heard, Candice Michelle may have reinjured her broken clavicle, last night on RAW. It was the former Women’s Champ’s first televised match since suffering an injury last October.

According to PWInsider’s Dave Scherer, the current plan is, should Candice be unable to compete – for Mickie James to replace her in the Bunnymania Match at WrestleMania 24 with Candice serving as some sort of manager or coach for the team. What’s that saying? Every coin has it’s upside. Yeah, I think I found it…

The jury is still out on whether Candice will be able to compete or not at ‘Mania, so let’s not get our hopes up… Does that sound bad? I hate to wish badly on anyone but it is uber tempting in this situation.

Hef Likes ‘Em Young (In Case You Didn’t Know)

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In an interview with phillyBurbs.com today (the same site, Melina spoke to last week), Maria revealed that she once turned down an offer to pose for Playboy at the tender age of 19.

Eric – Is it true that you turned down the original offer to pose in Playboy?

Maria – I was asked to do Playboy from the time that I was 19. I just wasn’t ready. I didn’t feel like it was my time. I just didn’t feel like it was there yet. When I became a woman and started to feel comfortable, and felt like it was everything that I wanted it to be, that’s when I did it. So yeah, I had turned it down a few times. I got the advice from my family, my friends, and the people that are closest to me and decided that this year was the year to do it.

Judging from E!’s Girls Next Door, it’s no secret Hef likes his girls young but also judging from Maria’s Playboy pictorial… girl is hardly the robust fantasy Playboy is so famed for, so imagine her at 19?! That would’ve been the type of pictorial R. Kelly likes to indulge in.

Paid to Look Ridiculous

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Some would draw the line at being asked to dress like Shrek, but not these girls! In the spirit of St. Patrick’s Day, three of WWE’s finest *cough* Divas donned something green for WWE.com. RAW’s Katie Lea, ECW’s Lena Yada and SmackDown!’s Michelle McCool are our festive fools this time around. Hey, it’s Easter this weekend, how about Kelly Kelly hatching out of an egg and Candice dressed as the Easter Bunny?

Check out all the photoshoots by clicking here and once you’re done, vote below for your favourite shoot! Our vote goes to newcomer Katie, looking less dumb than her colleagues.

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Diva Dirt – Third Time Lucky?

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Diva Dirt is back! You may remember the short lived “original” followed by the We Love Divas Blog, however this time we’ve gone all out to ensure we’re online for a good long while! Diva Dirt is on surface, simply a fan blog dedicated to the Divas, Knockouts yadda yadda of wrestling. However, where other sites report – we opinionate! Tough talking and controversial, Diva Dirt is all about giving you an alternative view.

As well as that, we’re going to have lots of cool features for you, including the returning Perfect 10! And we don’t just draw the line at wrestling, be sure to check out our movie and music clubs! If you’d like to join the team, hit up the big shiny banner at the top of the page! Remember, the latest scoop is just a click away!

Victoria Brings the Fierce

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As much as WWE would like to shove Candice down our throats, they don’t know what they’re missing with Victoria! Proving she is as fierce as she is vicious in her latest WWE.com photoshoot, Victoria brings the heat in one of the freshest and best photoshoots we’ve seen of any Diva in a long time! The former Women’s Champion exemplifies to Maria that you can pout without looking like a fish and shows Candice how to pose without looking hoochie. Her outfit is gorgeous too, something that Tyra would call “high fashion.”

Check out the pictures below, click on the thumbnails for a full view:

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TNA’s Salinas Propositioned by Reality Rejects

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TNA’s Salinas, better known to you and I as Shelly Martinez was propositioned by couple, Jonny Fairplay (Survivor) and Michelle Deighton (America’s Next Top Model) backstage at the company’s Destination X pay per view. Fairplay confirmed the rumour on when he appeared on the Voice of Wrestling radio show:

Jonny Fairplay was on the Voice of Wrestling radio show tonight and confirmed rumors that he and his fiancée asked TNA Knockout Shelly ‘Salinas’ Martinez for a three-some backstage at the Destination X PPV. “Yah, it’s true” he said. Fairplay and his fiancée Michelle Deighton (who is bi-sexual) openly asked Shelly ‘Salinas’ Martinez for a three-some in front of a bunch of people backstage. Deighton (former contestant on American’s Next Top Model) and Fairplay were both backstage with their little daughter Piper.

Thankfully, Shelly declined the offer for a freak show threesome, she cited she was too busy filming another porno… I mean, a fetish flick.

Incoherent Ashley Babbles On…

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You know that song Babylon? How about some of you guys out there get together and re-record it as an homage to Ashley, changing “babylon” to “babble on?” Incoherent Ashley recently took to her MySpace for her own episode of People’s Court, all but condemning the “haters” – aka 90% of the Internet wrestling community (way to alienate, Ash!). Apparently, part of the punk rock lifestyle includes typing like a ‘tard, did someone forget to send CM Punk that memo? “Not punk enough, Punk, it’s spelt ‘rawk’.”

Read Ashley’s comments below. But before that, a disclaimer so we don’t get sued: WARNING: MAY CAUSE SEVERE LOSS OF BRAIN CELLS.

Don’t believe everything you hear…lets clear some S**t up, shall we…

So, I guess everyones taking their turn at trying to be a reporter huh. HA!
The latest questions I’ve been getting from yall, dang, everything from Playboy nums (which is a load of crap btw n I know for fact) down to rumors about me. Just take comfort in knowing, and I mean KNOWING, that none of that S**t is true…hehe absolutely none. I suppose people would be pretty embarassed if they were called out on this so sorry to everyone who thinks starting rumors about S**t they know nothing about is their job…
Just wanted to rest the onslaught of questions I’ve been getting from yall. Rest assured, everything is DY-NO-MITE! So chill you lil freaks talking junk about me. Or I’ll take this cas and shove so far up your…whoops just kidding…hahah got carried away I suppose…
Anyway, that oughta clear things up for now, nothin but love for ya my punks!

PS- I dont have a single other account NOT BEBO, NO OTHER MYSPACE, NO FACEBOOK, NOTHING, I promise you, I barely have time for this one!!
Catch up with yall later, love ya
xoxo
The dirty diva

What’s that word Diddy loves to use? Oh yeah… bitchassness. Ashley has a severe case of it.

Really True (and Candid) Internet Confessions

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Really True (and Candid) Internet Confessions

While Diva Dirt was in the development stages, former Women’s Champion Melina spoke candidly earlier this week on her relationship with Batista. Last year, Batista confessed in his autobiography Batista Unleashed that he and Melina had had a relationship.

Eric: Were you surprised at how much Batista wrote about your relationship with him in his book?

Melina: Kind of yes and kind of no. Like, I was surprised to see it but knowing him, he wears his heart, he will tell people how he feels. He doesn’t hide anything, and he didn’t say as much as he would have said, and for reasons I guess? But in his way, he put the most important people in his life in that book, and that’s his way of saying that I’m an important person in his life.

You don’t see stuff like that in her WWE.com blog! I applaud Melina’s candor in addressing the situation because there’s been a lot written about her on the forums and such. Melina is far from a slut or a prima donna, which my partner in crime can attest to. Read the rest of Melina’s interview, which is pretty feel good by clicking here.

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