Monday, November 25, 2024

Enough Ashley to Assault All 5 Senses – Coming in 2009!

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Former WWE Diva and favorite Diva Dirt target Ashley Massaro will be appearing at the Wrestlers Rescue event on September 14th, along with a slew or other wrestlers (Torrie Wilson, Dawn Marie, Mick Foley, Sunny, etc.). The event is helping to raise money to provide health care for professional wrestlers. Though, the most eye-catching part of this is how the event’s website decscribed Ashley:

Ashley is a Playboy Magazine Celebrity Cover Girl, has co-starred on hit TV series such as “Smallville” and “Survivor China,” hosted E! Entertainment’s “Wild On E!”, graced the covers of and been featured in Flex, Femme Fatles, Maxim, FHM, is a former Miss Hawaiian Tropic USA and Canada, and will be starring in a new TV series premiering in early 09, as well as releasing her first album, and much, much more!

Is it Christmas already? I could never envision receiving a more perfect gift! Is anyone else waiting on pins and needles to watch an Ashley Massaro reality show and blast some Ashley Massaro music from their iPods? Anyone? No? Okay..

Divas of a Different Kind!

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This is just a random post that I thought I’d post for the hell of it! Hey, it’s the weekend! It’s rare to see all our Divas from Raw, SmackDown and ECW in the ring together but it’s even rarer to see the likes of Beyonce, Mariah Carey, Rihanna, Mary J Blige, Fergie and Leona Lewis sharing a stage! That’s exactly what they did last night when they performed their charity single “Just Stand Up” for the Stand Up to Cancer telecast. Check it out below:

Stand Up to Cancer is a great cause, you can find out more or even donate by clicking here.

Reminder: Mickie on “Psych” & Stacy’s “Samurai Girl”

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Here’s a few quick reminders:

Stacy Keibler‘s new miniseries Samurai Girl premieres tonight with two parts airing consecutively starting at 8:00 p.m. EST on ABC Family. (Click here for more info.)

Mickie James‘s Psych episode “Talk Derby to Me” airs tonight at 10:00 p.m. EST on the USA Network. (Click here for more info.)

Be sure to tune in to both shows and support our Divas!

While we’re on the topic, WWE.com has added a few photos of Mickie on the set of the Psych. Check them out below!

Michelle’s Ready For Some Football!

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Michelle McCool must be one of the many people who are psyched for the start of both the college football and NFL seasons, because her new photoshoot “Touchdown!” is shamelessly football-themed. It’s a little Maxim magazine for me, as it’s sorta cliche, but she does look quite good. At least she’s not wearing a tiny NFL jersey or something – now that would be cliche. She may not give Eli Manning a run for his money, but the girl can handle a football..

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Mickie’s Denial: Skeletons Come Out to Play

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Mickie James‘ past came to bite her in the butt today and it was gooooood. The former four time Women’s Champ’s skeletons poured out of her closet and came back to haunt her on live radio this morning; someone send homegirl a supply of padlocks and chain because these are the kind of skeletons she’d rather keep under lock and key. The hosts of InsideSTL, a radio show out of St. Louis, had Mickie as their guest this morning and caught her off guard by bringing up her porn past. And Mickie’s response was legendary! Despite the pictures on the Internet for the whole world to see, I guess Mickie thought if she acted like they don’t exist, people will forget? Nuh-uh!

Listen below:

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Oh Lord, where to start?! If there was a gold medal for question-dodging at the Beijing Olympics, Mickie would win Gold. What I love the most is that Mickie, herself, seems to be in denial. “It’s kind of hard to say…” What the f*ck?! You either did it or you didn’t! Unless Mickie suffers from memory loss, I’m pretty sure she’d remember turning up to a set for a pornographic photoshoot and sticking her fingers in her hoo-haa. Memo to Vince: Mickie needs a refresher course in public relations. I would have way more respect for Mickie if she just held her hands up and said, “Look, I did it but it’s in my past and I’ve gone onto have a great career with WWE and I’d prefer to talk about that.” Dodging the question and dancing around the situation makes her look like a complete retard and rightfully so, it’s all her own doing. I guess Mickie caught a case of the Solange virus

Scream If You Want Itttttttttt…

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She’s fightin’ mad! Okay, so maybe that’s not the case, but Natalya always seems to be intense – whether it be in photoshoots or in the ring. Her new photoshoot, “Fired Up”, sums her up perfectly: She’s never one to stay mellow. I really don’t like this ring attire, so the fashion aspect of this shoot is a definite miss. However, I’m still loving her hair, and her ability to mix the shots up (screaming one moment and looking seductive the next) makes her a diverse character. Schizophrenic? Possibly. Entertaining? Definitely.

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TNA Runs Out of Furniture; Salinas Improvises

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I felt it was time to inject some TNA into our “Eye Candy” posts, so when I was directed towards this new Salinas photoshoot, (which I’ve dubbed “LAX Lady” as TNA doesn’t name their shoots) I saw it as the perfect opportunity to get more Knockout coverage on Diva Dirt. TNAWrestling.com (along with LeeSouth.com) have posted several new photos of Salinas sporting an “LAX” t-shirt and lounging around in what appears to be a grimy loading dock at Universal Studios (where they tape IMPACT). Clearly, TNA is about on-par with the WWE’s crappy standards in photoshoot locations. Okay, so maybe that’s a little harsh, but I fear for Salinas’s health when she’s laying on dirty tires in a pair of panties – it just looks unsanitary. Safety first, TNA!

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Brother Paul Facing Axe

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Poor Katie Lea may be mourning the death of a brother in the not too distant future. Internet reports suggest that Katie’s on-screen sibling is facing the chop from WWE. On the plus side, I don’t see our English rose following Paul Burchill out the door. Paul hasn’t been seen on television in a while, whereas Katie has been involved to a certain extent in the women’s division these past few weeks. In fact, recently on Raw, WWE has seemingly dropped all connections between the two.

Maybe this could be just what Katie needs to finally push herself to become a force to be reckoned with among the Raw Divas? Despite showing initial sparks earlier in the year, Katie proved to be simply “average” in the ring, in her series of matches with Mickie James.

Samurai Stacy: Promotional Pics

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It’s been two years since Stacy Keibler had her last big television gig on the hit series, Dancing With the Stars in 2006. Now in September 2008, Stacy returns to the small screen for a brand new mini-series on ABC Family, “Samurai Girl”. The show kicks off tomorrow night (Friday) at 8pm on ABC Family and has gained a lot of buzz over the past few weeks. Reason being? It seems ABC Family is a network on the up. ABC Family has introduced a slew of high rated programming over the past couple of years including Greek, The Secret Life of the American Teenager and Kyle XY. This really could be a big break for Stacy if Samurai takes off.

Anyhoo enough talking, more staring! Check out Stacy’s promotional shots for the series below. What do you think of Stacy’s basic black look? Yay or nay? Let us know in the comments!

In an interview with the Boston Herald, Stacy had the following to say on her current career:

“I don’t take it for granted that I have a deal,” she said. “I still feel like I have a lot to prove. That’s why I work so hard. You never learn as much as you do when you work. And when I’m not working, I’m still in acting class three or four times a week.”

Also in the article, Stacy mentions that she has turned down many jobs for acting, hosting and more. Perhaps if she had said yes to a few of them, she wouldn’t be at Kim Kardashian’s level of fame? Anyhoo, Samurai Girl begins tomorrow night, tune in won’t cha?! As I mentioned on yesterday’s podcast, Mickie James‘ episode of Psych also airs tomorrow night (10pm, USA Network) so we’ll see which Diva wins the ratings war. Oh and both shows are also up against Friday Night SmackDown. Who’ll come out on top?

Introducing Diva Dirt Podcasts: Sept. 3, 2008

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Diva Dirt is proud to launch a new venture on the site, which will hopefully bring you more exclusive audio content. We have tried to bring you a weekly “Diva Dirt Sheet” but Erin and I have limited time to synchronise and be able to record a full one hour show every week. We feel our new podcasts will be more manageable, as we’ll be able to record short hotlines 2-3 times a week, together or apart.

So without further ado, we welcome you to our very first podcast, featuring yours truly! In today’s podcast, I discuss some of the uproar that’s been caused on Diva Dirt this week thanks to Candice’s return, Divas on TV shows and talk briefly about this week’s SmackDown (contains spoilers). Listen below!

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Victoria Takes a Break From Jobbing To Strike a Pose

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It’s been a while since we’ve seen a Victoria photoshoot on WWE.com (not counting Summer Skin), so it’s sort of refreshing to see this one, “Black Widow”. I’m pretty sure they’ve used that name about 1231231080 times for her photoshoots, but I can’t really complain, since I’m happy to see a Victoria shoot at all. She keeps it simple, softening her usual hard look with a looser hairstyle and more natural makeup. If this is any indication, Victoria deserves to be appearing on WWE.com a lot more than she actually does..

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Maria’s Mind’s in Disturbia

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Holy “Emo MySpace Poser Queen”, Batman! Seems as though like us, Maria isn’t too pleased with her WWE.com photoshoots so she’s taken to taking pictures of herself and uploading them to her Fan Nation profile. And boy, do they look cliche or what! Flicking through these pictures is like looking at that emo kid from high school’s MySpace pics. I’m not quite sure about the hands-to-the-head look but maybe she’s just a fan of Rihanna, in which case I guess even Maria has some redeeming qualities.

Thinking about it, Maria does have a reason to be emo, she’s a big a flop on SmackDown as she was on Raw. Seems as though WWE has finally realised she’s not a good wrestler and stopped pushing her as such, she’s now a doormat for the likes of Natalya and Maryse. As opposed to being a doormat for Beth Phoenix and Melina. # Bum bum be-rum bum bum be-rum bum #

Watch: Stratusphere, Episode 1

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From former Women’s Champion to jetsetter, Trish Stratus‘ brand new Canadian travel series launched on Monday night. And for those of you who were busy watching Gossip Girl (speaking of, OMG was it good or was it good?!) or don’t live in Canada, we now have a video of the full episode!

With kind permission of Tracy from 100% Stratusfied, we’ll be bringing you full episodes each week right here at Diva Dirt. Be sure to check out 100% Stratusfied for more Trish goodness! But now, without further ado here’s episode one of “Stratusphere”.

Warning: Live snakes do appear. You may scream like a little girl and slam shut the screen of your laptop… like me.

Unedited Footage: Candice Botches on Raw

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Thanks to Diva Dirt reader, CJ for this hot tip! CJ sent along a link to this footage which was taken by a fan in attendance at the Raw taping on Sunday night and shows unedited footage of the finish of the six Diva tag team match. You can clearly see there’s some uncertainty of what’s going on between Beth and Candice… and yes, that’s just my nice way of saying they botched a lot. Imagine if this had gone live? Check out the footage and leave your opinions (because Lord knows, you have some!) in the comments:

Mickie & Mr. Kennedy See Red

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We had Candice Michelle at the Democratic National Convention, and now we have Mickie James at the Republican National Convention – who knew the Divas were so political? Mickie, along with Mr. Kennedy, appeared at the Convention, speaking with press about the “SmackDown Your Vote” initiative and meeting celebrities such as actors Robert Davi & Kevin Farley and the Tonight Show’s Mo Rocca.

So, we have two Divas on either side of the political spectrum – Candice on the left, and Mickie on the right. Hm.. Sounds like one helluva political race – who would you vote for?

Raw Redux – September 1, 2008

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This week on Raw: Candice Michelle made her comeback in six Diva action, scoring the win for her team of Mickie James and Kelly Kelly by pinning Beth Phoenix, whose partners included Katie Lea and Jillian.

Thoughts & Reactions
She’s back and as controversial as ever. No Diva divides fans the way that Candice does and that’s been evident from reading your comments and reviews on Candice’s comeback on Raw last night. As for this blogger, I’m sure you all know Candice wouldn’t exactly make my Christmas card list (if I knew her that is) so I may be biased when I write about her. But hey, that’s what friends blogs are for. Some clever guess work on WWE’s part for having Candice make her miraculous comeback on a taped edition of Raw rather than the live thing, because the editing is causing an uproar among you Diva fans. The match was definitely edited at the end. I guess they knew that it wouldn’t be pretty, either.

Moving away from the wrestling to begin with: I couldn’t help but feel Candice’s comeback was the most contrived piece of television since Jade Goody decided to “redeem herself” by entering the Indian Big Brother house. From the outfit to the bad acting as she went to the top turnbuckle to tears at the end, this wasn’t as much a “comeback” as it was a “blubfest”. We’re supposed to feel sorry for Candice, we’re supposed to root for Candice – but in all honesty, Candice isn’t as likable as WWE would have their fans think. This is evident by the way she divides Internet fans. I can’t help but feel Candice is a contradiction of herself, she tries to come across so profound but then shows up on Raw looking like a dominatrix – one who can’t keep her clothes on, for that matter. If her outfit “defines beauty”, I’d rather be ugly. Then we have the tears after she retreated up the ramp following the match, “Pity me! Pity me!” I hope WWE realises that Candice is not the innocent babyface like Trish or Mickie and trying to have her act like she is will never catch on with the fans, just look at the furore she causes online. PS: I thought Raw was now a PG show?

Anyhoo, onto the match – I really enjoyed the work from our Divas this week. Kelly and Mickie seemed more fired up than usual, Mickie in particular was the most exciting I’ve seen her since her fourth Women’s Championship win – perhaps she’s trying not to be overshadowed by Candice? Kelly continues to improve and she worked well for her short part of the match. Jillian and Mickie shared a great chemistry that I enjoyed thoroughly. As for Katie Lea, I think she works better in a tag team combination than in singles action and that’s odd, if you ask me. Her tag team work was much better than her series of horrible and bland matches with Mickie this past summer. As for our Glamazon, well I certainly didn’t like that they buried Beth straight away against Candice. So much for a “money feud” between these two. They ruined it in a matter of minutes by having them interact at the first instance. I would’ve had Candice pin Jillian or Katie and then have Beth retreat from the ring quickly, avoiding any confrontation between these two – prolonging that eventual match. Obviously, logic isn’t WWE’s strongest suit.

Candice’s in-ring return was a mixed bag, I’ll admit it wasn’t as bad as I expected it to be, but it wasn’t great either. There were a few glimmers of excitement (such as that hair-drop thing she hit on Beth from the corner), but for every glimmer there’s a botched headscissor takedown. It seems to me that Candice has even yet to master the basic forearm, perhaps she should concentrate on getting her punches right before moving into anything too showy? As I’ve said with Kelly Kelly, it doesn’t help when you overcompensate for your lack of experience with flashy moves – try and perfect the basics. The end was definitely edited as one moment, Candice was behind Beth and then miraculously in front of her. Candice has a long way to go and I certainly wouldn’t rank her in-ring skills above the Divas Champion, Michelle McCool. That said, Candice isn’t as bad as some fans will suggest. She’s certainly a step ahead of Maria and former Diva, Ashley. To reiterate, thankfully for her and WWE this week’s show was taped but that won’t be the case next week. Hopefully, we can have a more informed judgement next Tuesday.

Michelle vs. Maryse Announced for Unforgiven

Just as we suspected, WWE.com has announced that Michelle McCool will be defending her Divas Championship against Maryse this Sunday at Unforgiven. This will mark her first title defense thus far:

At Unforgiven, proud Divas Champion Michelle McCool will risk the gold she has tirelessly fought for against the cunning Maryse in a match of toughness and sheer determination to be the top Diva on Friday Nights.

Since making history by overcoming Natalya to become the first-ever Divas Champion at The Great American Bash, Michelle has done everything in her power to bring integrity and class to her reign, while setting the bar high for her challengers. Her considerable ability is only surpassed by the belief she has in herself and what she is capable of inside the squared circle.

Maryse has demonstrated little respect for the champion and even less modesty, noting that the gold would look better around her waist. Tensions have built to a fever pitch as the sultry Diva has aggressively pursued the champion, going so far as to attack her prey at the conclusion of their tag team competition in recent weeks, initiating a knockdown brawl between the two. Maryse insists she is the sexiest of the sexy and desires nothing more than to capture the gold.

At Unforgiven, Michelle will attempt to silence her outspoken challenger once and for all. If Maryse hopes to unseat the All-American Champion, she will need to bring the skills to match her silver tongue.

So what do we think, readers? Are you glad the WWE went with a SmackDown match this time, or were you hoping to see the Raw girls in action?

It’s Always Fun to Meet New People..

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If you don’t know who Tiffany is, don’t feel bad – I’m not too familiar with her myself. She’s been largely unnoticeable on ECW, serving as Theodore Long’s assistant. WWE.com has finally decided to let her onto the photoshoot wagon, posting this new one, entitled “Having Fun”. I’m not quite sure I understand the relevance of that title, but nevertheless, I’m afraid she looks pretty generic. It’s not as if the WWE needed anymore blondes, and the fact that this photoshoot’s pretty dull doesn’t help to differentiate her from her fellow bottle blondes. Maybe she’ll bust out soon, but as for now, I’m not too intrigued..

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Melina Banks Sexiest Diva Title

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Diva Dirt‘s first annual 50 Sexiest Divas list has been unveiled and we can confirm that former Women’s Champion and Raw Diva, Melina has been crowned your Sexiest Diva 2008. More than 900 votes were cast and Melina was the clear favourite, taking the #1 spot on the 50-Diva countdown. Melina will be awarded a specially made trophy from Diva Dirt later this year, so stay tuned for more on that!

Coming in at #2 was former Diva and Playboy covergirl, Torrie Wilson with fellow former Diva and legendary Women’s Champion, Trish Stratus at #3. Other Divas in the top 10 include the likes of Maria, Candice Michelle and Gail Kim. Check out the full list at the official site!

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One Year On, Comparing Candice

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It’s been nearly one year since Candice Michelle went down with an injury, but tonight she makes her return… her mini-comeback at WrestleMania time doesn’t count. Last year, Candice was praised by WWE, the fans and critics alike on her improvements, she was rewarded with the Women’s Championship and at the end of the year won many accolades for “Most Improved Wrestler”. However, in the time since Candice has been away, so many more Divas have broken out into the spotlight and won over fans with their skills. Michelle McCool made Friday nights her stomping grounds and has developed into a fine wrestler and Diva, Kelly Kelly broke out of her ECW shell and has delivered some great matches on SmackDown and Raw. And Candice’s fellow Diva Search alumni, Layla and Maryse have shown they are more than capable in the ring too. Somehow though, I don’t see Michelle, Kelly, Layla or Maryse winning titles like “Most Improved Wrestler of the Year” from Pro Wrestling Illustrated. Here’s why…

A lot has changed since Candice received her mammoth push and eventual Women’s Championship win. Between then and now, WWE has definitely renewed it’s focus on women’s wrestling, with Divas an integral part of not only Raw but SmackDown also. When Candice received her push, this action was limited to Raw and Candice was cut a real break by WWE, giving her the confidence to wrestle on a regular basis and become the Women’s Champion. Now? It’s almost like a rule of thumb that these Divas must be adaquete in the ring. I don’t see all these wrestling news sites and the WWE announcers putting over the aforementioned four Divas as hard as they sold Candice to us last year. And I certainly don’t see all of these Divas being awarded a championship for their efforts, sure one or two will break through to become future Women’s and Divas Champions but not all of them. This time last year, there were not nearly as many opportunities for the Divas as there are now, Candice’s big break was a meet of opportunity and Candice’s own hard work.

But here and now in September 2008, can Candice cut the mustard with the new breed of Diva? The four Divas I’ve mentioned have improved, just like Candice, to less fanfare. I’ll be honest, when Candice got her big push, I wasn’t much of a wrestling fan at the time so I can’t recall many of her matches but I do remember the hype on every site I visited about how she’d improved. Now we’re seeing so many of our Divas getting better and better, no any one individual can receive the same hype as she did. But hype or no hype, one year on, I have my doubts about Candice. I certainly don’t think Candice is as good in the ring as the Divas Champion, Michelle McCool but we all have our own opinions. It’ll be interesting to see and compare Candice to her new counterparts in Michelle, Maryse, Kelly and Layla. Who’ll be better in the ring? We’ll soon find out, as we’ll be able to contrast Candice’s matches to those of Michelle and company’s.

Oh Hey There, Gail Kim!

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Marketing gaffe or just poor timing? The poster for TNA’s Bound for Glory Pay-Per-View, which doesn’t take place until October, features one Gail Kim, whom we all know has recently made an exit from the company. Obviously, the poster holds no bearing towards her status with TNA, but it’s proof positive that her departure was rather abrupt and unexpected.

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Trish Steps Into the “Stratusphere” Tonight

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Trish Stratus‘s new show, “Stratusphere” premieres tonight at 9 p.m. EST on Discovery’s Travel + Escape channel, which is available on Canadian digital cable and satellite. Here’s the lowdown on the show:

Trish Stratus is on the move! Join the seven-time WWE international wrestling champion as she travels the globe in search of the most exotic locations and daring physical challenges in the new Travel + Escape original series Stratusphere, premiering Monday, Sept. 1 at 9 p.m. ET/10 p.m. PT.

Whether it’s glima wrestling in Iceland, muay thai boxing in Thailand, reindeer racing in Norway or paragliding in the Himalayas, Stratus is up for the challenge – armed with an insatiable sense of adventure and an uncommonly high pain threshold.

Click here for showtime listings, and here for full episode descriptions.

Thanks to Travel + Escape‘s website, we have several photos of Trish in action, featuring her adventures in Thailand, Vietnam, Fiji, Iceland, Norway, North India, and South India. Check them out below!

Of course, as Melanie and I do not live in Canada, we cannot watch the show. If any of our Canadian visitors happen to catch the show, let us know how it is!

Unforgiven: A SmackDown Affair

It seems to me that this Sunday’s Unforgiven pay per view will be going to the ladies of Friday nights. If you read spoilers from both Raw and SmackDown’s tapings last night, it certainly seems SmackDown is the more progressive and “PPV ready” of the two brands at this stage. Raw is in a state of transition, no real feuds or storylines have been mapped out meanwhile SmackDown definitely has a clear cut Divas Championship match between Michelle McCool and Maryse. We’ll see if the announcement is made during SmackDown or on WWE.com this weekend.

You Get Me Closer To Goddddd

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Yes, I’m referencing a Nine Inch Nails song with pretty much no relevance whatsoever. Sorry Eve, but when the most interesting thing about you is speculation that you may have dated Reggie Bush, then something’s wrong with your career. Case in point, Eve’s new photoshoot, entitled “Come Closer”. It’s pretty dull and uninspiring, and does little else than make me wonder why she keeps getting these photoshoots. Are the WWE too afraid to put her on TV, so they feel they must get a return on the investment they put into the latest Diva Search winner by posting mediocre photoshoots on WWE.com? Seems that way..

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SmackDown Spoilers – September 5, 2008

Highlight below for this week’s SmackDown spoilers, the show was taped last night along with Raw:

Maryse and Maria had a backstage altercation over who would get a Divas Championship title shot.

• In what I’m assuming is a No. 1 Contender’s match, Maryse defeated Maria. After the match, Michelle came out and stared down Maryse.

Brie Bella defeated Victoria again. This time, she dominated the match. Again, Brie switched places with Nicole.

Raw Spoilers – September 1, 2008

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WWE taped Raw tonight, with it set to air tomorrow night. Highlight below to view the spoilers:

• Jamie Noble (w/ Layla) defeats William Regal

Candice Michelle, Mickie James & Kelly Kelly defeat Beth Phoenix, Katie Lea, & Jillian Hall