I’m sure you’ve all heard of your ‘five a day’, but Diva Dirt is here to provide you with your ‘five a week’ in our Weekly 5. Join us every Sunday as we take a look back at the week gone by and highlight our top 5 moments of the week.
WORST. PAY PER VIEW. EVER.
Critics are calling it the worst pay per view of the decade. Wrestling Observer said it was worse than December to Dismember. Ouch! We are talking about TNA’s Victory Road pay per view last Sunday night, that saw two disappointing Knockouts matches and an equally disappointing and frankly, mind boggling title change. The PPV saw Angelina Love regain the Knockouts Championship from Victoria after just 10 days, in a match that was underwhelming for such talented workers.
Meanwhile, TNA had a bright idea to put Jenna Morasca vs Sharmell on pay per view. It was the shambles everyone expected it to be. This pay per view will ~live on in our memories~… for all the wrong reasons.
– Read Tiffany’s Guide to Victory Road
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MIRROR, MIRROR ON THE WALL, WHO’S THE LEGGIEST OF THEM ALL?
Alicia Fierce that’s who! Raw Diva, Alicia Fox picked up the biggest win of her WWE career thus far, scoring a pinfall over Kelly Kelly & Gail Kim in a ‘Legs’ match. Oh Foxy, how we love you so…
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THE MAKEUP LADY SHOULD COUNT HER STOCK…
These Divas today… give them a little limelight and they go all Winona Ryder on you! Maryse helped herself to some hairspray while Melina went one better, grabbing a handful of foundation. Five finger discount — literally! That poor makeup lady. Next time Vince does an inventory, she’s fired…
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EVE’S MARKS THE 40TH ANNIVERSARY OF MAN WALKING ON MOON
E-V-E Torres busted out a top rope moonsault this past Friday night on SmackDown to varying success. The height & aerobatics were there, but the landed failed ever so slightly. But it was probably more exciting the whole of Victory Road… yes, I went there.
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TNA KNOCKOUT: ORIGINAL FLAVOUR
Traci Brooks made a triumphant return to TNA this past Thursday night, scoring a big win in an underwhelming [theme of the week in TNA] battle royal & a spot in the Main Event Mafia. But it’s her hibernation and sudden return that really intrigues us. TNA promises us that ‘Original Flavour’ is still as tasty as ever, despite all the new ~daring~ flavours they’ve introduced.
– Read Tiffany’s Guide to Impact
So there you have it, your ‘five a week’… What say you? Share your thoughts in the comments & check back next week for more!
