Welcome to this week’s edition of Unwrapped! As always, we will be grading all of the new photoshoots (or “eye candy”, as we like to call them) from the week gone by, judging them like so:
Sweet (Great) • Bland (Iffy) • Sour (Awful)
You, the reader, will also get the chance to grade the “eye candy” yourself by giving your opinion on each shoot and voting for your favorite out of the whole bunch. Now, dive in!
Eve Torres‘ Close Knit
Grade: Sweet. According to Shad Gaspard, she’s the hottest Diva in the WWE and looking at this photoshoot — we can see why. Eve brings sexy, glamorous and girl next door into a single photoshoot with ‘Close Knit’. The Diva, wearing a navy blue knitted sweater dress doesn’t look overtly sexual, but manages to bring the sexy anyway. With an outfit like this and legs like that, Eve doesn’t really rely on posing as much and some of her poses may seem a little boring. But overall, this is a sexy photoshoot!
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Maria‘s Curtain Call
Grade: Sour. Who will do a photoshoot every single week now that Maria’s gotten the axe? In her final photoshoot for WWE, Maria gave us all the things we’ve become accustomed to in her pictorials: pouty lips and outlandishly garish outfits. Unfortunately, Maria’s patented gloves didn’t get to make their curtain call. It’s all you’ve come to expect from Maria and honestly, that’s not a good thing. Nonetheless, au revoir Maria!
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Natalya‘s Still Pink
Grade: Bland. She’s still in the pink and black and yes, we’re still bored. There’s nothing new or different about this Natalya photoshoot and you may wonder if it’s really just an old shoot. To her credit though, Natalya does try to mix it up with the poses — there’s one of her lying on her stomach and another of her crouching. But ultimately, there’s nothing that pops about this spread. Come hard or go home, Nattie!
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Savannah‘s Bronzer
Grade: Sweet. Savannah’s getting into the Olympic spirit. While bronze may usually indicate third place, in our book Savannah would win gold with this shoot. Savvy’s looking cute, sexy and flirtatious without turning it on too much. The refined poses with her arm sort of covering her give an air of “you can look but you can’t touch.” She looks comfortable in her own skin and she dresses sexy for herself! And who could be turned off by that infectious smile? Love it!
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Tiffany‘s Career Change
Grade: Sour. Looks like Tiffany’s trying out for a new career after being made redundant following the axing of ECW. Tiff is getting her cheerleader on in this photoshoot, suggesting that she may be looking for work as one? Even with the cheerleader theme, the outfit is more ‘gym gear’ with a skirt than cheerleader. Homegirl could take a few cues from Cheerleader Melissa. Maybe Tiffany can take all the athletic poses she’s showing off in this shoot and bustle her butt down to FCW. Come back in a year or so, Tiff.
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Be sure to grade each photoshoot, vote for your favorite below, and tell us what you think in the comments!
